The Jezebell Legacy: 2012

So things are looking up for the Jezebell family, Rob and Roxxii are on speaking terms and are even "romantically involved" again. Little Candii age up, and some new editions were added to the house!

How cute is she?

She's still cute, even if she does pick her nose.

And here's the house! It's honestly not that great and it's a complete pigsty, but nobody is sleeping in the same room that they shower in so who can complain?

So, life goes on for the famliy. London goes to prom and he looks so good in his tux it's unbelievable.

Meanwhile while London was at prom a stray dog wandered up to their house and died, now they're stuck with a moodlet for the next few days. Thanks stray dog for dying extremely inconveniently.

So London eventually comes back and he's involved with a girl, YAY!

Yeah they're totally in love they're going to get married and have 50,000 beautiful legacy babies that look like London.

While London's romance is budding, so are Jaeden's hormones, what I mean is he's aging up.

Yeah! Nice pants!

Apparently it's Candii's birthday too.

Waah aging up is so hard. I can't stand kids they always look miserable.

So London's love interest decided to spend the night (ooh la la) and the next day London tries to plant a big fat one on her.

And she rejects him. Nobody rejects London! So I sent her home and wished her the worst!

In the mean time Roxxii and Rob are still on the outs

Roxxii eats with the kids

Rob eats alone in his underwear at night :(

Rob finally has decided, he wants to just be friends, so they're never getting back together!

"Also you're a slut"

rude

Roxxii runs right back into the arms of Skip

Kiss outside

Make sure Rob knows Skip is here

Make out in front of him

Make out in front of Candii

Woo-hoo

And slap Rob in the face, HAH! Take that you jerk!

And finally back outside

F it I'm gonna propose, you're mine now

Cool

"Wanna get married now?"

"K!"

Hopefully now Roxxii can live in wedded bliss!

So Apparently SOME people get offended if you sleep around while you're "romantically involved" with them, even though you're not exclusive yet. And by some people I mean Rob.

Yeah Rob, break up with your pregnant wife it's not like it's your child or anything (it totally is) I wouldn't be surprised if the emotional trauma sent her into labor and she had some weird alien kid or something.

Not surprised in the least. I honestly feel bad for Roxxii, because she didn't do anything wrong while involved in a relationship! She may be a homewrecker, but she'd never wreck her own home!

Meet Little Jaeden Jezebell! Roxxii looks genuinely happy to have him, or maybe she's just happy she can go back to her tiny little dresses.

Happiness is short lived. Roxxii realizes that she and Rob can't sleep together any more so she's banished to the bunk beds. On a side note, way to be a gentleman and let your woman sleep in a little kid's bed, Rob, it's hot like she just squeezed a human out of herself or anything.

"Uhh, yeah this isn't gonna work, I get the big bed YOU get the bunk bed!"

And since Roxxii can't go to work for a while I decided to splurge and get her an easel, hopefully it will pay for itself.

So I didn't feel like there was enough drama going on, so I sent Roxxii to Skip's work for a little visit.

Skip decided to come to Roxxii's after work.

I guess Skip enjoyed his visit. I think he forgot he's technically still married.

In the mean time, London and Jaeden aged up!

I'm gonna be honest, toddlers and kids are boring, they have no good clothes, they all look the same, and the kids always look miserable. I guess the miserable thing suits this family, they basically live in a glorified shed.

To make things worse, guess who decided to come for a visit!

To be honest, I never figured out what he actually took. It looks like he's taking the bed but he didn't. He's kind of bad at his job.

Rob and Roxxii are on speaking terms, not on sharing bed terms though, Rob is still sleeping in a bunk bed, and that won't last for long because Jaeden's going to grow up soon.

She has THE WORST luck with Risky woohoo I've ever seen. She's been pregnant every single time she's done it. She really needs to learn about birth control.

And three days later this happened, and yes she wore that lovely coat her whole pregnancy. This is why I have pre selected maternity outfits, so I can disregard them and let the game choose horrible outfits.