Friday, March 9, 2012

The Jezebell Legacy Chapter 1, part 2

So , I last left you guys at a cliffhanger, Roxxii was puking her guts out in the toilet, she had no money, and no self-respect, but who does really? In order to try and smooth things over, Roxxii attempts to make nice with Skip's son, as he hates her.


But when she brings up his mom, the situation gets a little sticky.
Roxxii decides to let it be and to actually work out while she's here.

But not before introducing herself to some locals.

After a little bit of weight lifting, Roxxii heads to the gym keeping classy as always.

She has a drink

And introduces herself to one of the finer bar patrons, Rob Putnam.


Unfortunately she keeps having to leave and puking in the bathroom, she must not be able to hold her liquor.


In all actuality she's actually pregnant, which is just awful because she has about $40 to her name, and has the next four days off for maternity leave.

I got Roxxii dressed up in something more Roxxii appropriate and sent her on her way, Rob will have to wait.


I sent her to Skip's house in the hope that maybe she could squeeze a few dimes out of him. Unfortunately, she spent all night talking to his son instead of Skip. They look the same!


Eventually she does get to talk to Skip, but withing an hour of waking up he's out the door and on his way to work, at like 4 am. 


But, not wanting to leave without SOMETHING Roxxii naps on his couch.


She eventually gets kicked out for trying to use their shower so Roxxii went back home. 


Roxxii tried multiple times to get a hold of Skip but to no avail, she eventually had to give up and find someone else.

Not this guy.


Probably this guy!


Unfortunately in the middle of getting to know Rob (again) Roxxii goes into labor and has to leave or her baby will come out with 15 heads or something weird. I don't know.


Little London Jezebell was born! And he only has one head!

And this is where I will leave you, but not without some burning questions like, Why won't Skip call Roxxii, and will Roxxii ever get to know Rob without a pregnancy getting in the way?

Thursday, March 8, 2012

The Jezebell Legacy Chapter 1, part 1

Hello, and welcome to the Jezebell legacy, please sit down and make yourself comfortable. I have come here to tell you the magical story of Roxxii Jezebell. Roxxii Is a special sim, and I hold her very dear to me.


This is Roxxii, the well endowed Sim from Legacy town, and let me tell you she's been around the block more than once! I gave her the traits Flirty, Great Kisser, Dislikes Children, Dramatic, and Commitment Issues. 

I started her off in a legacy lot and built her a humble home.

Humble is correct, home is more like shed.


It might be a shed, but it's a shed with indoor plumbing and you can't really complain about that.

I'd probably be crying too, Roxxii, no worries!

In order to get her out of the lot and try and forget about her dismal house and future I sent Roxxii to the beach to have some fun.

And Roxxii quickly found something fun to do.


Complete with her own personal flotation devices!


Afterwards Roxxi went and introduced herself to the Broke family, this is Brandi

And Skip, who Roxxii took a lot of interest in. 


They spent quite some time talking


And eventually started flirting

Which led to


And to add insult to injury Roxxii takes Brandi's hamburgers from her.


And then she takes her husband.


Roxxii does her best to get him all hot and bothered before he can't help but want to spend the night with Roxxii


Even if it is outside, hey everyone likes camping it's like a vacation, right?


Since I do have the woohooer mod they risky woohooed (No protection? I'd get tested if I were you, Skip)


And since you can't legally get paid to woohoo, Roxxii has to find a respectable job. She has started a career in politics.


And seeing as Roxxii has no fridge, no shower, and no money I sent her to the gym to shower and eat.


Unfortunately this is how she spends most of her time.

So I shall leave you here, begging for more! What does Brandi do to Roxxii? Will Roxxii ever buy a fridge? And why is Roxxii puking all over the place?