The Jezebell Legacy, Chapter 1, part 4

So Apparently SOME people get offended if you sleep around while you're "romantically involved" with them, even though you're not exclusive yet. And by some people I mean Rob.

Yeah Rob, break up with your pregnant wife it's not like it's your child or anything (it totally is) I wouldn't be surprised if the emotional trauma sent her into labor and she had some weird alien kid or something. 

Not surprised in the least. I honestly feel bad for Roxxii, because she didn't do anything wrong while involved in a relationship! She may be a homewrecker, but she'd never wreck her own home!

Meet Little Jaeden Jezebell! Roxxii looks genuinely happy to have him, or maybe she's just happy she can go back to her tiny little dresses.

Happiness is short lived. Roxxii realizes that she and Rob can't sleep together any more so she's banished to the bunk beds. On a side note, way to be a gentleman and let your woman sleep in a little kid's bed, Rob, it's hot like she just squeezed a human out of herself or anything.

"Uhh, yeah this isn't gonna work, I get the big bed YOU get the bunk bed!"

And since Roxxii can't go to work for a while I decided to splurge and get her an easel, hopefully it will pay for itself.

So I didn't feel like there was enough drama going on, so I sent Roxxii to Skip's work for a little visit. 

Skip decided to come to Roxxii's after work. 

I guess Skip enjoyed his visit. I think he forgot he's technically still married.

In the mean time, London and Jaeden aged up!

I'm gonna be honest, toddlers and kids are boring, they have no good clothes, they all look the same, and the kids always look miserable. I guess the miserable thing suits this family, they basically live in a glorified shed.

To make things worse, guess who decided to come for a visit!

To be honest, I never figured out what he actually took. It looks like he's taking the bed but he didn't. He's kind of bad at his job.

Rob and Roxxii are on speaking terms, not on sharing bed terms though, Rob is still sleeping in a bunk bed, and that won't last for long because Jaeden's going to grow up soon.

She has THE WORST luck with Risky woohoo I've ever seen. She's been pregnant every single time she's done it. She really needs to learn about birth control.

And three days later this happened, and yes she wore that lovely coat her whole pregnancy. This is why I have pre selected maternity outfits, so I can disregard them and let the game choose horrible outfits.

Say hello to Candii Jezebell! Roxxii looks terrified of her.

Meanwhile; 

Roxxii gets old,

Jaeden grows up

And London turns into the most gorgeous sim ever born in-game. He's seriously man pretty. 

Oh, and Rob finally gets his own bed!

I apologize, this part was kind of boring, but I promise the next chapter will have a lot of juicy content!

The Jezebell Legacy, Chapter 1, part 3

So here we are, months later, with burning questions in your mind, well I'm here to answer all of them! So, when I last left you little London had just been born and Roxxi still lived in a shed and was super broke, let's see how she's doing. 

Wow! She might actually be a decent mother after all, I knew she had it in her!

And just like that she leaves her baby on the floor of a dirty gym.

And she's not even a member she just goes there to get free food, you know who has free food, money, a place to live and a Job? Rob, let's go visit him!

Starting off with some casual flirting.

And jump right to asking him to marry you, that seems like a logical transition.

Horray he said yes! That's a look of pure bliss! Or psychotic glee I can't really tell them apart.

Time to show Rob exactly what he's getting into.

Or do that too, whatever works for you guys.

"Rob I love you so much let's get married right in front of this lime green elevator, it's so romantic!"

"I'll do anything for you baby, as long as you promise to stay looking that fine!"

And then she proceeded to suck out his soul through his mouth, just kidding! But that's what it looks like.

And the place has been upgraded, a lot. She now has a fridge AND a separate room for the toilet.

So, this is how life as a baby works for the duration of London's baby-hood. Rob does this,

Roxii does this, good job!

Eventually, London grows into an extremely cute little boy.

And Roxxii even teaches him a few things, outside at 2 am but she's still trying.

She also teaches him about the most important things in life. 

And pukes all over the place, which can only mean one thing.

Pregnant in platform heels.