So here we are, months later, with burning questions in your mind, well I'm here to answer all of them! So, when I last left you little London had just been born and Roxxi still lived in a shed and was super broke, let's see how she's doing.
And just like that she leaves her baby on the floor of a dirty gym.
And she's not even a member she just goes there to get free food, you know who has free food, money, a place to live and a Job? Rob, let's go visit him!
Starting off with some casual flirting.
And jump right to asking him to marry you, that seems like a logical transition.
Horray he said yes! That's a look of pure bliss! Or psychotic glee I can't really tell them apart.
Time to show Rob exactly what he's getting into.
Or do that too, whatever works for you guys.
"Rob I love you so much let's get married right in front of this lime green elevator, it's so romantic!"
"I'll do anything for you baby, as long as you promise to stay looking that fine!"
And then she proceeded to suck out his soul through his mouth, just kidding! But that's what it looks like.
And the place has been upgraded, a lot. She now has a fridge AND a separate room for the toilet.
So, this is how life as a baby works for the duration of London's baby-hood. Rob does this,
Roxii does this, good job!
Eventually, London grows into an extremely cute little boy.
And Roxxii even teaches him a few things, outside at 2 am but she's still trying.
She also teaches him about the most important things in life. 
And pukes all over the place, which can only mean one thing.
Pregnant in platform heels.
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